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chunks

An insult used in the place of a name. See charko. Marxel: I'm thinking of purchasing this hat. Red: That's a stupid fucking idea, chunks.

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Manfredjinsinjin

A made-up name. See A Fish Called Wanda. Otto: "Look, you obviously don't know anything about intelligence work, lady. It's an X-K-Red-27 technique." Wendy: "My father was in the Secret Service, Mr....

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slemp

A word used in the place of the phrase: "I give up. I can think of no way to come out of this situation (e.g., life, a fight, an essay-writing contest) a winner. Kierkegaard: "I have just returned...

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Noice!

An exclamation, for when it seems that one has the world on a string. Groucho: Hey, here come some twenty-year old blonde co-stars! Chico: Noice! Harpo:

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collect

What one must often do. Note: "One" never refers to the first party. The user of this verb must be commanding another to do so. The Grim Reaper: "Collect!" Charl: "But I--" The Grim Reaper: "Collect!"

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shitsty

Any uninhabitable place--like a pigsty, but rather than accomidating for pigs, it is accomidating for shit. Selon: "Well, let's clean up this shitsty." Accord: "Go fuck yourself. I'm not cleaning up...

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pathotic

So pathetic it's ridonkulus. Alpha: "Did you see that shithead Zveex? He was pouring bubble solution on Mahkus." Beta: "Man, that Zveex is pathotic."

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cock circus

Any overarching demonstration of masculinity--usually meant insultingly. Ted: "Hey, Bobbi!" Perry: "Hey, Bobbi!" Fagin: "Hey, Bobbi!" Bobbi: "What is this, a cock circus?"

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shotnotbitch

A way of declaring that one will not sit in the much-hated middle seat between two fatasses and no window. Unless it is recognized, Park must squeeze in like an ass. Clarp: Shotgun! Meno: Recognized....

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Recognized

When someone calls a seat in a car, such as "shotgun" or "shotnotbitch," the driver of the car mus say, "Recognized," or else the shot-calling doesn't count. Ikil: Shotgun! Tybm: Recognized!

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Witness

When someone calls shotgun and the driver has recognized, a third party must Witness so that it is considered valid by all means. Ghuy: Shotgun! Swerp: Recognized! Rdan: Witness

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calm down

What Park must always do. Park: "Hey guys." Duker: "Dude! Calmn down!"

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